||BScN || 19 || East African



my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me




why is six afraid of seven?

because seven is a registered six offender

i am legit in tears over this joke

(Source: trouserweasel, via americasnexttoptop)

Holland and Argentina after Germany won
Holland: you win
Argentina: no cmon, you win
Holland: no seriously dude, you win
Argentina: honestly no, thank you