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Hey my name is Kaltun Adan 18 years old to date. I would just like to say, choose your battles wisely. After all, life isn't measured by how many times you stood up to fight. It's not winning battles that makes you happy, but it's how many times you turned away and chose to look into a better direction. Life is too short to spend it on warring. Fight only the most, most, most important ones, let the rest go. You only got one life, live it to the fullest.
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
*accidentally showers for 5 hours*
CUTE THINGS TO DO ON A FIRST DATE:
- rob a daycare center
- recite the first 100 digits of pi
- fling poo at each other
- play dodgeball in the middle of a restaurant
- stare at each other for 5 days straight
5 ways to end the date